just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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