im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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