So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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