So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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