Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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