All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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