Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I think pants incapable of making pants work
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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