Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So much rum. So many feels.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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