opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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