Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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