Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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