I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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