I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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