Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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