I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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