let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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