are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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