So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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