The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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