Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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