WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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