oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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