Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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