you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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