BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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