What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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