Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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