She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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