Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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