talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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