who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
