Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You dont lie about slip and slides
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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