Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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