you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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