don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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