In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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