This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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