Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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