You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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