ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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