You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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