I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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