I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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