My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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