He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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