spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You were trust falling into bushes
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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