so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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