no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
