I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i came on her dog
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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