i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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