fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
