he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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