i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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