fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
