I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she smelled like a LAN party
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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